A Little Christian Humor… =P

May 1, 2009

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Jesus and Satan are having an on-going challenge about who is better on the computer.

They had been doing it for days, and God is tired of hearing all the bickering.

Finally fed up, God said, ‘THAT’S IT! I have had enough.. I am going to set up a test that will run for two hours, and from those results, I will judge which of you do a better job.’

So Satan and Jesus sat down at the keyboards and start typing away.

They moused.

They faxed.

They e-mailed.

They e-mailed with attachments.

They downloaded.

They did spreadsheets!

They wrote reports.

They created labels and cards.

They created charts and graphs.

They dolled up powerpoints!

They did some genealogy reports .

They did every job known to man.

Jesus worked with heavenly efficiency and Satan works faster than hell.

Then, ten minutes before their time was up, lightning suddenly flashed across the sky, thunder rolled, rain poured, and, of course, the power went off !!!

Satan stared at his blank screen and screamed every curse known in the underworld.

Jesus just sighed and sit back.

Finally the electricity came back on, and each of them restarted their computers.

Satan started searching frantically, screaming: ‘It’s gone! It’s all GONE! ‘I lost everything when the power went out! Ahhhhhhh……!’

Meanwhile, Jesus quietly started printing out all of his files from the past two hours of work.

Satan observed this and became very irritated. ‘Wait!’ he screamed. ‘This is not fair! He cheated! How come he has all his work and I don’t have any?’

God just shrugged and said,
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JESUS SAVES!

tottochan~

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